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Chapter 5
– Vertical Tasting
Major
Trevor returned to her office to find Captain Caldwell and Lieutenant Neely
making out on her office couch. Both
officers jumped up and came to attention when the Major entered. Their blouses were unbuttoned and the
Lieutenant’s bra was open but the action had just begun.
“At ease,
mind if I join you,” asked Major Trevor?
Not waiting for an answer she took a seat between the two and pulled
them down beside her.
The Major
wrapped her arms around their shoulders and pulled the three together for a
long passionate kiss.
“Somebody
has been drinking piss,” said Captain Caldwell licking her lips as they broke
the kiss.
“Yes, but
can you whose,” asked Major Trevor?
“I’m not
a connoisseur but it’s not Iraqi,” said Captain Caldwell. “Its definitely American
male urine.”
“What’s
your opinion, Lieutenant,” asked Major Trevor?
“I need
another taste,” said Lieutenant Neely sticking her tongue deep in the Major’s
mouth licking the insides of her cheeks.
“It’s
different from this mornings which was definitely
Iraqi. I agree with the Captain, its
American and male,” said Lt. Neely.
“Second
finest piss on the planet after American and female,” said Captain Caldwell.
“I just
want to say Major, what we did together this morning was unbelievable. Something I can tell my granddaughters
about,” said Lieutenant Neely.
“The ultimate lesbian fantasy, sucking a hard cock when it’s
chopped off. Major, did the
Lieutenant hang on like a true man-hating dyke or did she spit it out,” asked
Captain Caldwell?
“She
hung on like a good soldier,” said the Major before kissing the
Lieutenant. “I had to take it out of her
mouth. She was breathing through his
piss hole.”
“It was
fucking awesome. He was blowing his load
when the Major let him drop. I felt him
jerk when the wire snapped taunt. He
held there for a few seconds.
Incredibly, my mouth filled with piss and blood. I had a mouthful of all three body
fluids. That’s a fucking first. Then pop, he was on the floor and I had his
twitching dick in my mouth. It was still
moving. It had to be the most incredible
moment of my life. All I could think was
wow,” said the Lieutenant.
“The
Lieutenant has an incredible tongue.
Show the Major what you can do,” said Captain Caldwell.
They
watched as the Lieutenant extended her tongue and touched the tip of her nose
then moved it past the tip to rest on the top.
“You are
going to be very popular around here, Lieutenant,” said Major Trevor.
“It’s
inherited. My mom and sister can touch
their nose with their tongue,” said Lt. Neely.
“The Neely women are notorious when it comes to
oral sex.
“May I
suggest the three of us get naked so we can sample the Lieutenant’s oral
talents,” said Captain Caldwell.
“All
right provided we’re finished by 1300,” said Major Trevor glancing at her watch
as she stood up. The Major walked
quickly to her desk picked up the phone and dialed. “Corporal Lewis, would you make sure that
under no circumstances, I am disturbed.
And by the way, do you know Sergeant Mitchell, Colonel Sullivan’s
adjutant?” The Major listened for a
minute before replying. “Excellent, I
have an assignment for you that involves the
Sergeant. Speak to me about it later.”
By the
time, she hung up the telephone; the Major had removed her blouse and bra. When she turned back to the couch, she saw
the Captain and Lieutenant were unlacing their boots. Seconds later, the three were naked seated on
the couch.
“Lieutenant, have you examined the Major’s pussy. It’s the absolute
ultimate cunt, chopped and channeled for ultra-sex,” asked Captain Caldwell as
the Major returned to the couch?
“No I
haven’t but I am dying to eat the Major out,” said the Lieutenant.
“Show the
Lieutenant the eighth wonder of the world,” said the Captain standing aside for
the Major to sit.
“Its not that big a deal.
Vaginoplasty is becoming common,” said the Major leaning back while
spreading her legs to where they were near perpendicular to her torso. She rotated her pelvis causing her vagina to
open and close. The Colonel’s semen
oozed out as she tightened the muscles in her pelvic floor.
“I see
piss wasn’t the only body fluid you collected this morning,” said Captain
Caldwell dipping her finger in the milky liquid and tasting it.
“That’s
amazing,” said Lieutenant Neely gently touching the protruding clitoris. “It looks like a mini penis. God, I can’t wait to suck it.”
“Yours
would look like that if the clitoral hood were removed
and some of the connecting tissue excised,” said Major Trevor forking her
fingers around her clit to shake the three inches of dangling free flesh.
“And your
labia, they’ve been trimmed back. I’ve
got big ugly pussy lips,” said Lieutenant Neely before leaning in to swipe her
tongue over the Major’s slit. “Why does cum taste better when you eat it from a pussy?”
“Whose
jism, Major,” asked Captain Caldwell taking her turn licking the Major’s
snatch?
“An officer doesn’t fuck and tell but it is
from the same source as the urine,” said Major Trevor.
“And less
than an hour old,” said Lt. Neely allowing the salty fluid to roll over her
tongue before inserting the unusually long muscle deep in the Major’s vagina.
The sensitive tip detected the G-spot.
“Ah, the
Lieutenant knows her spunk. Oh fuck,
your tongue feels good. The altered
pussy was a gift from my parents for my thirteenth birthday. I got a new nose for my fifteenth, big tits
for my sixteenth, and a sculptured butt when I graduated high school,” said the
Major.
“The
Major’s parents are plastic or is that cosmetic surgeons,” said Captain
Caldwell.
“Cosmetic
is the modern term. These days, Dad does
mostly boob jobs and Mom specializes in liposuction,” said Major Trevor. “They have a six month waiting list even
though they’ve hired two additional doctors.”
“They’re
beautiful. Do you mind if I ask how
large,” asked Lieutenant Neely placing her hands on the Major’s breasts?
“36D,
they attracted an enormous amount of attention when I was sixteen. Every boy and half the girls copped a feel
before I got my diploma. But the worse
was the Principal, Mr. Cates. He
insisted I drop by his office every morning for a feel and fuck.”
“I’m just
34B, but as soon as I get enough saved, I’m going bigger. I can believe you got this done at thirteen,”
said Lt. Neely taking the Major’s clit in her fingers and stroking it.
“My Dad
was the surgeon with Mother assisting.
They snuck me into their clinic on the weekend. I was cut a month before my birthday so I
would be all healed up when the day came for my deflowering,” said Major
Trevor.
“You were
deflowered on your thirteenth birthday,” asked Lt. Neely swirling her long
tongue over the Major’s sex?
“At
exactly a minute after
“Your parents sound great,” said Lieutenant Neely. “Who did the honors?”
Dad, of
course, then his golfing buddies got sloppy seconds. After that Mom and the wives took a
turn. One of their oldest and dearest
friends is a famous painter. He took
some stills then painted the great event in oil. The painting hangs over my parent’s bed,”
said Major Trevor.
“Sounds
like you had a wonderful childhood,” said Lt. Neely.
“I was
lucky to have such caring parents. They
spoiled me though,” said Major Trevor.
“All this
coming of age cherry busting talk has gotten me horny,” said Captain Caldwell
who was vigorously fingering her clit.
“You were
born horny. Get up here and straddle my
face. I’ll eat you and the Lieutenant
can apply her genetically-gifted tongue to my pussy,” said the Major. “Let’s do a vertical tasting. I want the Lieutenant to experience the
incredible energy of cunnilingus, ladder-style.”
“You’re in for a treat, Lieutenant. We’re going to put the Major’s theories on
sexual energy amplification to the test, maybe as early as the end of the month
The
Captain stepped up on the couch taking a position where her vulva was directly
over the Major’s face. She bent her
knees slightly to bring her sex into contact with the Major’s tongue as she
pulled her labia apart.
“Damn,”
said Captain Caldwell as the Major began cunnilingus. “Did anyone tell you, Lieutenant, that the
Major is the most incredible dual gender fuck in the whole United States Army
in addition to be the most outstanding G-2 officer?”
“I’ve
heard excellent things about the Major from everyone I’ve met,” said Lt. Neely looking up, her face covered in the Major’s fluids and
the Colonel’s semen. “Vertical tasting,
amplification, what does it all mean?”
“Something I learned at
“So it
was magnetic,” asked Lt. Neely before swiping her tongue over the Major’s
sphincter.
“Exactly,
Cathy Warren, she was the genius, showed us how it read off the scale on this
device she called a magnetometer,” said Major Trevor as she slipped her fingers
into the Captain’s vagina to begin an energetic round of finger fucking.
“We’ve
arranged for a large shipment of spent military shells which have been
subjected to radioactive hardening to be delivered to Abu Ghraib,” said Captain
Caldwell taking her nipples in her fingers and snapping them creating sharp
pains. “Once we have the scrap, we’re
going to get one of the engineers to cover it in sand, creating a small hill.”
“Cathy
made us get naked and lay down in a straight line stretching from bottom to top
to form a chain. The first pledge lay on
her back while the second pledge took a position above her straddling her face
on her knees and elbows. It was similar
to the position we’re in now but there were twelve of us. We alternated so each girl except the ones on
the end were both giving and receiving oral,” said Major Trevor.
“But
that’s a daisy chain. We used to do
those in my dorm in college all the time.
We once had forty femmes lined up in the hall getting and giving head,”
said Lt. Neely surprised at the firmness of Major Trevor’s clitoris. It had the feel of an adolescent’s cock.
“Keep in
mind, the powerful magnetic field, the use of gravity, and the fact Cindy inserted
a metal tipped inflatable butt plug in our asses and pumped it up. The plugs were all wired together to a
transformer. It was a parallel circuit
connecting everyone’s asshole,” said Major Trevor.
“So your
ass was electrified,” said Lt. Neely.
“And there was one more thing,
Cathy had made us practice group breath control. All twelve of us were inhaling and exhaling
at the same time,” said Major Trevor.
“What
happened? I’m dying to know,” asked Lt.
Neely?
“Once all
of us were in place on the side of the hill, Cathy used a bullhorn to
synchronize our breath. Then she turned
on the electricity and we started eating each other using our breath to stay in
rhythm. Right off, you knew something
special was happening. I was tonguing Annette
Paulson’s pussy and she was drowning me in her fluids. My cunt was flowing like a garden hose. Cathy kept turning the dial until your ass
was humming. You could sense you were in
a powerful magnetic field that was driving your body insane,” said Major
Trevor.
“Christ
Almighty,” said Lt. Neely? “The energy
level must have been incredible.”
“A long
burning orgasm unlike anything I’ve ever experienced before or since. My entire body was on fire. So was everyone’s. The video, taken by one of the sorority
sisters, showed each pledge surrounded by halo of lights. Cathy said it was the same as St. Elmo’s
fire,” said Major Trevor.
“I’ve
read about that but I thought it only happened to old sailing ships on the open
ocean,” said Lt. Neely.
“It
happened to us on dry land. The
intensity of the orgasm kept rising and rising until there was a loud
bang. We all lost bladder control as we
slid back down the hill to land in a piss coated heap. Several of the pledges blew out their butt plugs
along with a gallon of loose shit. We
all lay their covered in piss and shit moaning as our orgasms subsided. It was a quarter hour before any of us could
stand.”
“And as
soon as we can put together everything we need, we’re going to try it here at
Abu Ghraib,” said Captain Caldwell.
“Sounds very interesting.
I’d love to participate. Science
was my favorite subject in school,” said Lt. Neely. “Whatever happened to
Cathy?”
“Killed by a drunk driver in
“What a
terrible loss,” said Lt. Neely.
“Who
knows how far she might have advanced the female orgasm. She once told me she knew a way to prolong a
climax to thirty minutes, even an hour.
She’d designed a new type of dildo that made sex with a man pale by
comparison. Unfortunately, most of her
notes were lost when she was killed,” said Major Trevor.
“But as
soon as we get what we need and the weather cools, we are going to recreate the
“Now, let’s be quiet, synchronize our breaths and get off together. At least we have the power of gravity on our side,” said Major Trevor. “Lieutenant, reach under the couch and get three dildos out of the box. Insert one in your cunt, one in me, and hand me one for the Captain. Let’s concentrate on hitting the big O in a big way.”