Patriarch Alliance- Good Life, Great Memories

Sports for men in the Outer Rims are surprising similar to sports in the Empire. Sports for females however are a different thing. Sports for females in the Outer Rims must have one of 3 things. Humiliation, Pain or both! Needless to say, no respecting Empire women will play the sports of the Outer Rims.

The Outer Planets, the Lost Terran Empire

                                                                        Published in Year 8024

 

 

             Kiki sat down on one of the seats in the stadium. The Dembang government has kindly invited the Alliance delegation to a sporting event. Of course, the delegation agreed to attend and all the members were present. A huge roar came from the crowd.

 

“I’m surprise they take such games so seriously here in Dembang.”

 

            Kiki looked at the man who spoke. Senator Jonas Lim is the leader of the Alliance delegation. A tall man with blue eyes and black hair, he is an intelligent man from the Law Enforcement caste and a senator of the parliament for Thordaw. However, he knows next to nothing of other planet’s culture and thus is easily surprised at some things.

 

“Actually, female sports are very popular in the Outer Rims.” Kiki explained. “In the Alliance, we consider these amusing games but on other planets, they are considered sports.”

“How is this ‘sport’ played again?” Jonas asked as he looked at the centre field.

It’s a good thing monks are known for their patience as this must be the seventh time Kiki had to explain it to someone in the delegation. “A metal ball is inserted in the females’ pussy. The idea is that the female will use her virginal muscles to force the ball out.”

“And the female with the furthest distance win the competition?” The senator asked.

“Depends on the event! Some event is for the furthest distance, others for accuracy. A ring will be placed on the ground some distance away, the female must force the ball out and placed it in the middle of the ring. Whoever gets it closest to the middle win?”  

“And there’s money to be won on this?”

“Money goes to their masters of course, but it is serious business. Men exactly married females on how well they play the sport and this is but one of the female sports. This is called body control, there are others like pony-girls racing, dog wrestling and pigs’ eating. All very popular on some, or in some case, all of the planets in the Outer Rims.”

Jonas looked at the near naked contestants and shook his head in amazement. “I can’t imagine men from Thordaw agreeing to let their females go naked in front of the world.”

“You might be surprise at that, especially if there’s a lot credits involved. Men from Thordaw might have problems but I doubt men from Whiteside and Kadir will have any problems with this.”

The senator looked at Kiki strangely. “You almost sound like you approved of these ‘sports’.”

Kiki agreed. “If it helps the planets forge a closer bond, why not? We already have the Rims Olympic Games for men, why not an Animal Olympic Games for females?” 

Jonas was shock at the suggestion. “A female Olympic Games?”

“Sure. Of course, nothing likes football or basketball for men but female sports like pony-girls racing, dog wrestling and pain-management. It will be something that belongs only to the Outer Rims; I doubt the Terrans will send anyone to these Games.”

 

The senator looked thoughtful at this suggestion, clearly seeing the benefits of the idea. Kiki decided to use the chance to ask the questions he wanted answered.

 

“How did negotiations go with King Unbei, Senator?”

The senator’s face darkens at the question. “Negotiations imply that there’s a middle ground both side wants to reach! This is not the case with the king.”

“The king believes that the Empire will not attack the Outer Rims?”

“Oh, even better than that!” Kiki could clearly hear the anger in the senator’s voice. “He thinks that the war will never reach Dembang. Dembang is on the far side of the Outer Rims and the king thinks that the rest of the planets, including the Patriarch Alliance, will fight off the Terrans before they reach Dembang. Of course, Dembang will be more than happy to send their mercenaries armies to fight against the Terran Empire. Provide we pay them the going rates, which of course will be higher then due to heavy demand.”

“Well, greed is considered a virtue here on Dembang.”

“Not when your own way of life is being threaten. I have managed to convince the prince and most of the Dembang government, but in a monarchy, only the king’s word matter.”

Kiki was disappointed to hear this; Ray seems to have failed. “So there’s no hope?”

The senator said. “I still have 2 days, then we have a farewell parade and then we’re gone.”    

“Then we have 2 days! There’s still a chance.”

The senator shook his head, “Not unless the king dies tomorrow.”

 

            The hologram is one that will be shown for decades to come; showcasing the bravery of the men in the Patriarch Alliance. The parade started simple enough. Two lines of females walked down the street. Tall, white and blond, the beautiful females walked in two prefect rows. As they walked, they threw petals of red flowers onto the road. Then came the float and the crowd roared! The king was on it, sitting on a golden throne in the middle of the float. The Alliance delegation stood behind the throne, soaking up the cheers from the crowd. On one side of the float, the prince and Senator Jonas were engaged in a discussion. Then, King Unbei waved and the crowd went crazy. Security officers and robots on both side of the road fought to keep the crowd away from the float. Then, a female broke from the crowd and ran towards the float. A security officer grabbed the female from behind, stopping her from reaching the float. Laughter came from the sides of the road and King Unbei smiled. Then, the female threw something onto the float. No one knew who did it but someone shouted “BOMB”. The item landed in front of the throne. The hologram clearly showed the senator bravely shielding the prince with his body, the people on the float jumping away from the bomb…and the king sat rooted in his seat. There was no chance. The king will die; then a body flew cross the float. The brave soul covered the bomb with his body; the bomb exploded. The king was injured but he survived; the prince was unharmed; and the monk, Kiki Frings, became a legend in the Patriarch Alliance!