1A Trip To My Zoo

       Welcome to my world. What you are about tp see may shock you.  It may frighten you or it may even excite you.  Whatever it does I promise it will interest you.

       You are about to go on a tour of one my private sanctums. As a child I always loved going to the zoo and seeing all the animals.  When I became rich or should I say when I became very rich I decided among other things to build my own zoo and stock it with one of a kind animals.  Animals found  no where else on earth, because I created them myself.

       Here is the portal to my private playground, please come in.  Before you stands a large corridor and if you look carefully you can see the many cages that line the walls.  Since this a large zoo I don’t intend to walk.  I’ll ride let me blow this whistle I have.

       Yes here she is my private pony pulling my cart.  Since you can’t see anything you’ll have to trust my descriptions.

       The cart before me is rather small and light weight, it resembles a buggy you’d see for harness racing at the track.  But the horse that pulls this cart is special.  Missy is a white female about twenty five years old.  She has long blond hair fixed in a pigtail.  How appropriate you might think.  Besides her harness she is wearing knee high black boots and a bit in her  mouth.  Protruding from her fanny is something I am very fond of, her tail.  The hair of her tail is made from some of her own hair, how natural looking.

       Let me sit down I have reigns and if she gets a little testy a whip.  Missy is well trained, she can trot or gallop.  I trained her to take high steps.  Giddy up, and we are off.  Missy was a horse trainer before she entered my service.  I wonder if she ever guessed that some day she would be the horse? 

       On your left you’ll notice one of my most colorful animals.  She sits on her perch and sings for me.  I call her Polly. How original, don’t you think?  Polly is decorated in a skin tight body suit with her lovely breasts and pussy exposed for my enjoyment.  The suit is covered with green feathers to match her green eyes.  I’ve also had her hair feathered and tinted green.

       Now she will sing.  Oh Polly won’t sing any top forty hits but she does chirp wonderfully, don’t you think?  You see Polly used to be a Las Vegas night club singer.  Now instead of singing in front of bars she sings behind them.

       Here on my right you’ll something rather gross and disgusting.   I call her Miss Piggy.  From the size of her you’ll know she has not missed a meal in quite awhile.  To be honest she weighs over four hundred pounds, that was the last time I could get her on a scale.  Under all that mud she is wallowing in she is naked, in fact more than naked I had all her body hair permanently removed.  You see Miss Piggy was my first wife, that was when she weighed a lot less.  Her big mistake was calling me a pig once too often.  If you look close you can see the wedding ring I gave her, she’s still wearing it.  Of course she now wears it through her nose.  See you later dear.

       Next we have a more domestic animal, a cat.  This feline is very special .  In fact to me she is purrfect.  Please forgive the pun.  Her name was Kitty McCall and she was a stripper in Los Angeles.  One night I caught her show and then later her.  Kitty came out on stage wearing a skin tight leopard suit, which she preceded to remove.  Of course now it’s on for life.  She could really shake her tail.  Kitty is rather docile since then.  Here Kitty, Kitty.  See how she licks my hand.  How sweet.  Just for that my pet I’ll make sure you get a warm saucer of milk before you go to sleep. What’s that smell?  Oh yes and I’ll make your litter box is cleaned.  Listen when I stroke her under her chin she purrs.

       Now we go to rather large animal.  One of my favorite zoo animals was the monkeys.  I always thrilled to their antics.  Well here you the Queen of the Jungle.  I call her Bushwoman.  I was able to encourage her body hair cover most of her body.  She looks rather contented with that banana in her hand.  You see Bushwoman used to a professional wrestler.  Now all she wrestles with is a banana and my patience.  No, no you naughty monkey that banana is supposed to go into you mouth not down there.  No wonder she never won much at wrestling.  Never too bright.  Look out I have angered her she is standing up and beating her chest in anger.  You forget Bushwoman these bars are made of steel you can’t hurt me.  Oops, not again luckily I moved just in time, you see she tried to get me by pissing on my shoes again. I lost two pairs that way last month.

       Moving along we come to a large water filled aquarium.  What’s that we see swimming about?  Why it is a mermaid, a rather attractive one at that.  Her long blond hair is flowing behind her as she swims.  She is swimming in circles putting on a show for us.        

       You see this mermaid used to part of a water ballet in Florida.  You can see how her nipples press against the glass. What a lovely tail, or should I say fin on her.

       Whoa, Missy.  Our tour is over for now.  I hope you enjoyed my little zoo tour.  Perhaps next time you stop by I could show my private living art Museum.  I don’t know what art is but I know what I like.

The End