Alice's Toy Room
By: Alice Parker
"You
want me to WHAT!?!?"
"Come
on Alice, you guzzle my cum like there is no tomorrow... It comes out of the same hole."
"I
think that is a little different though."
I could not believe we were having this discussion. On second thought... yes I could. Ed had a funny way of sneaking up on me with
crazy shit.
"How about you just try a little bit of
it now and if it doesn't bother you, then that is how we can christen the new
house."
I put my eyeliner down and turned away
from the mirror. Ed cracked me up. Sometimes he would coax and sometimes he
would order. I think it all depended on
what he thought my reaction would be.
This though, I figured he would wind up ordering me to do eventually
unless I gave in first. Thinking it was
better to just try it and get the whole thing over with, I told him I would
taste it. Once his urine started to flow
into the toilet, I stuck my index finger in the stream.
"Use
your tongue." he said.
"I
JUST did my make-up... you said you wanted me to taste it.... you didn't say
how."
He
didn't get exactly what he was looking for but it was close enough to put a
smug look on his face.
"There now, that wasn't so bad now
was it?" he asked me intently as I pulled my finger out of my mouth.
"Well
I wouldn't keep a gallon in the 'fridge but no, it really wasn't bad. I still don't know if I want to let you do
that though." I couldn't believe I
had just tried pee. I could not believe
a lot of the things this man was getting me to do. And still I wanted more.... needed it like a
fix. Ed zipped up his pants and gave me
a quick kiss.
"Don't
forget, we are meeting Frank at the new house tonight for dinner. Are you excited?"
As
if he needed to ask that question. I had
been pestering him for weeks to let me go and see what he was doing to it. He and Frank had been putting in some major
time on it after work and on the weekends.
I knew it needed some work but I didn't really think it needed that
much. Ed's Aunt had left it to him when
she passed. It was a little run down and
raggedy when we first looked at it, but with three bedrooms it was pretty
roomy.
I
had no doubt that the guys could fix it up. They were contractors and had a business
together. Between the two of them there
was very little they couldn't do. Still,
it had been taking a very long time and I was getting no answers. I knew they were spending time there since Ed
would have me bring them supplies or something to eat occasionally. I just wasn't allowed in the house. They had gone so far as to put blinds up so I
couldn't just look in. Ed had expected my curiosity to get the better of me and
I didn't disappoint him.
One
day I sneaked out on my lunch and went over to try and take peek in the
windows. I found one with a blind that had a gap between the slats and I peered
in. I saw nothing major had been done to
the front room- just carpet and paint. I
was really starting to wonder what these guys were up to, it shouldn't have
taken those two more than the first week to get that stuff done. I decided to try and make my way around to
the back to see if there was some kind of major over-haul to the kitchen. I was just rounding the corner when I ran
right into Frank.
"What
are you doing here?" we both asked.
"I
am here to drop off some extra paint from a job we just finished."
"I
just came by on my lunch, you guys have been spending so much time over here that
it got me really curious. We don't have
to tell Ed about this do we?" I
didn't want to get in trouble and I was thinking that if Ed found out, I would
be.
"Sure
we have to tell Ed. I promised him I
would let him know if I caught you snooping around." he said with a gleam
in his eye. Sometimes I had to wonder
how much he knew about our sexual activities.
I sat at work the rest of that afternoon alternating between being
anxious and turned on. I just hoped I
would not get into too much trouble. I
did though. Ed didn't even use his hand
that night; I received my spanking with the belt.
Wondering
how long it would be until I got spanked in the new house, I looked at the
clock up on the wall. I hate having to
sit at a desk all day when I have something exciting to do after work. Especially on a Friday. 5:00 hit and I peeled out the door, rushing
so I could get to the new house. I was
the first one there so I waited in the car.
Any desire I had to approach the house on my own had been spanked out of
me.
I
didn't have to wait long until the guys pulled up with a pizza and beer. I jumped out of the car and almost skipped
over to them I was so excited. Ed walked
up to the front door and opened it. I
was crest-fallen. It looked exactly the
same as when I had been spying in the windows.
Knowing that there had to be more, I started to push my way past Ed.
"Hold
it there little girl." Ed said as he grabbed the waistband of my skirt,
stopping me in my tracks. "I am pretty
hungry. I think we should eat before we
explore the rest of the house. Don't you
Frank?"
"Oh yeah Ed, I am pretty hungry. I think we should eat first too."
Bastards! They both just wanted to watch me
squirm! Trying to figure out a way to
snoop on my own, I asked "What if I have to go to the bathroom?"
"You
will have to go outside." Ed
responded flippantly. Realizing I would
not win here, I flopped down on the living room floor and grabbed a beer and a
slice. I was fidgeting the whole time we
ate. Finally, after the beers and pizza
were gone, Frank mentioned that it looked like they better get me outside
pretty quick because I couldn't sit still.
Ed laughed.
"Come
on babe, it's time to see the rest." Ed said as he took my hand. The dining room was no different than the
living room in that nothing had changed since I had taken my illicit peek. When we got to the kitchen, it had new appliances,
flooring, counters and cabinets. I could
tell by the workmanship that they had made the cabinets themselves. I complimented them on what a beautiful job
they had done.
"But?" Ed asked me.
"But
what?" I asked.
"There
was a 'but' after that compliment and I was wondering where it was going."
I sighed and admitted that the 'but' was that
there HAD to be more. It could not have
taken them all of that time just to do this.
Frank laughed at me and said something to Ed about him being right. I didn't care at that point what gossipy
little crap they had been telling each other.
I wanted to see the rest of the house!
They
took me through the rest of the house while I continued to compliment the guys
on what a nice job they had done.
Finally, we got to the hallway that led to the bedrooms and I noticed
something funny immediately. There were
two doors missing. Completely gone. Nothing but smooth wall stood where they had
been. I looked at Ed in disbelief. Had I imagined there were three
bedrooms? I could specifically recall
three bedrooms and two bathrooms in this part of the house. One bathroom was in the master suite and had
no door to the hallway, so there should have been four doors total. All I could see was two.
"Where
did they go?" I asked, "I mean, what did you do?"
"Don't
worry about it. Let's look at our
room." Ed replied as though there was nothing unusual about two rooms
disappearing completely. We had toured
the house before the guys started working on it, but it had been awhile so I
didn't know for sure which doors were missing.
I was so busy trying to work it all out that I barely paid attention as
we inspected the master bedroom and it's private bath.
After
what felt like an eternity, we walked over to the only other door in the
hallway. I noticed there were two holes
drilled into the door. It looked like
they were going to put a name plate up, like in an office. It struck me as being very odd in a home.
"Okay
Alice, cover your eyes." Ed said then quickly added, "Never-mind you
will only try to peek. Frank, would you
cover her eyes?"
"Sure"
Frank said stepping forward and covering my eyes. It made me a little uncomfortable. He had never been that close to my body
before and I could feel a sexual tension there.
I tried to ignore both it and the fact that I was getting wet. I heard Ed open the door and he guided me
into the room. It seemed to me that we
had walked farther than we should have when we stopped. Ed turned me so that I would see the area we
just walked through.
"Go
ahead Frank, let her see." Ed said sounding very pleased with himself.
Frank's
hands came away from my eyes and I the first thing that struck me was all of
the eye-hooks. They were everywhere it
seemed, all bright and shiny. I saw the
tilting table and the saw horse.
Cabinets that looked like the ones in the kitchen hung on one wall that
had it's own counter.
I
turned to look behind me; I noticed a cage and an old-fashioned stockade. I was standing next to a pillar that stood
where the wall had been. I could not
believe my eyes as I saw another set of pillars that obscured very little of
the view into the bathroom. I walked
toward it looking at what he had done.
He had ripped out the tub but added a huge shower that had three of it's
walls made of clear glass sheets and very little brass framing. I think the only reason he even bothered to
encase the shower was to prevent splashing.
At
that moment, I realized Frank was standing right fucking there. I wanted to die of embarrassment. There I was standing in this emporium of
perversion, my whole sex life completely exposed to someone who was not my
lover. Worse still, he had worked on the
room and knew it intimately. I looked at
Ed and simply said, "Frank."
"Yes
honey, Frank has put in a lot of work here and I think it is time that you
thank him for it."
My
chin dropped. I started shaking my head
no and backing away.
"Yes
Alice, come on... you know you want to try it... here is your chance."
"Ed,
I can't do it." I cried
"Fantasizing is one thing but this is very different. I just can't do it." I was starting to get angry. He embarrassed the shit out of me and now he
was putting me on the spot. He never
forced things on me like this.
"Yes
you can." he said. I didn't care. I was going home. I only got two steps before I heard him speak
again. "Alice, stop. Take your clothes off."
I
stopped in my tracks and hung my head. I
could not believe he was giving me the command.
I have thought back on the situation as a whole on several occasions,
trying to figure out what made me feel bound to the stupid rules we had agreed
upon. I am only able to come to one
conclusion: I wasn't able to admit certain things I wanted to do, if I could
blame the entire situation on Ed, then I did not feel responsible. The old 'he made me do it' defense, put on
for a Judge and Jury comprised only of me.
"What
are the rules Alice?" Ed asked when
I didn't immediately strip. The question
prompted me to turn toward him. My jaw
was clenched, my nostrils were flaring and my eyes were on fire. Ed liked to refer to it as my 'Lady Death'
look because when he got it; he knew I would gladly have killed him if I
thought I could have gotten away with it.
"I am waiting Alice." He said ignoring the look.
"The
rules change when I am naked." I huffed.
"And....?"
"And
I can never refuse to take my clothes off."
"Very
good slut, now be a good girl and take your clothes off. I assure you that Frank gets annoyed more
easily than I do."
My
jaw still clenched I began angrily taking my clothes off. I might have to do it but he was going to
know I was not happy about it. As soon
as my clothes were off, Frank bellowed "On your knees whore!"
I
was shocked. I had never hear Frank use
that tone of voice. I sank to my knees
immediately on to the cold hardwood floor.
"You
should keep this cunt naked all the time"
Frank commented.
"The
more I pump her full of cum, the better she behaves. I have just been tired lately with working on
this house so much." It was
true. I hadn't been getting it at the
usual pace which was admittedly a contributing factor to my impatience with the
whole process.
"Well
bro' we should have done this sooner then." Frank was really freaking me out. We had always gotten along, I thought he
liked me well enough. Now it sounded
like that wasn't the case. "You know how these sluts are Ed, if they misbehave
in front of you, imagine what they do when you aren't looking."
I
felt my own wetness starting to run down the insides of my thighs. I was trying not to, but God I was getting
hot. The array of large items in the
room alone was overwhelming. No wonder
these guys had been at it for weeks.
Frank took a riding crop out of the cabinets and started walking around
me, talking about what a tease I had been to him and how he had been looking
forward to this for sometime.
Grabbing me by the hair, Frank jerked me
up violently and shoved me toward Ed. I
was told that even a stupid slit like me could figure out what to do. Ed was standing next to the stockade with it
flipped open and waiting for me. I put
my hands and head in the proper grooves and gasped when Ed not only closed it,
but padlocked it as well. Frank tossed
the crop to Ed who started smacking my ass with it.
Frank was rummaging around in the cabinets
while Ed continued to use the crop on my thighs and ass. Suddenly he stopped and bent over to spread
my cunt lips. I was hoping he wasn't
going to do what I thought he was, but he did.
He smacked me square on my clit.
I didn't know if I wanted to cry or cum but I was about to do both.
"Come
here a second Frankie." Ed called
out as Frank crossed the room with what looked like a ring gag in his hand.
"Holy
Hell" Frank said in an astonished voice.
"You told me the bitch got wet but I didn't realize she would get
THIS wet. I thought you were
bull-shitting a little."
"She
just gets worse once she starts to cum."
Ed helpfully offered.
"I
gotta see that." Frank
exclaimed. "First I want to make
her cum, then I'm gonna fuck her like the whore dog she is."
Ed
burst out in laughter and told Frank to hold up a second he had an idea. They conferred together by the wall for a
minute or two and then they both started laughing. Then Frank said, "Shit Ed, I'll wait a
little if you want to do that now."
"Why
not? No time like the present." Ed stated as he strolled toward me
casually. I did not know what these two
were up to, but I was sure it was no good. The stockade was unlocked and
opened. I stood confused by what was
happening. They just got me into it and
now they were going to stop? My clit was
still throbbing and no one had gotten off.
Frank
left the room and came back with a zip-up hoodie. While he was grabbing that, Ed got a leash
and a collar from the cabinets. I was
seriously starting to not like this idea- whatever it was. Ed put the collar on me and attached leash
while Frank tossed the hoodie at me, simply instructing me to put it on as well
as my shoes.
"You
may have something on slut, but don't think that you are above the rules. You have your leash and collar on and if you
misbehave I will take this away." Ed advised as he tugged on my only
article of clothing. I could tell that
it barely came to the bottom of my ass.
I had to look ridiculous in my collar, heels and a hoodie. Thank God it was just past dusk; at least the
darkness would help cover me a little. I
was hoping they were going to take me to a secluded woods or something but we
headed toward town instead. My stomach
started to knot.
Frank
pulled into the parking lot of a chain pet store and said he would wait in the
car while we went in. We had a good view
into the front of the illuminated store so he wouldn't be missing much. Ed got out and tugged on my leash but I
resisted. I was NOT about to let people
see me like this. There were not many
cars in the lot but there were still some, and that was too many. Going from the house to the car had been bad
enough. Loosing patience, Ed grabbed the
zipper of my hoodie and started to pull it down.
"No,
no, no, no, no. I'll go Ed, I am sorry,
I will go." They weren't
teasing. They were going to actually
make me do this. I had really hoped they
were just trying to scare me.
"You're
right your ass is sorry." Frank
said as he pushed me toward Ed.
Ed
led me by my leash into the store. I
blushed harder with each step. The guy
working the register looked like he could not believe what he was seeing. An older woman with a shopping cart rounded
the corner to go to the next aisle and did a double take with a disgusted look
on her face. Ed took me to the machine
that makes tags and put some cash in. He
picked out a brass dog bone and told me what to type in for the name.
"Ed,
no, please. Let's just go." I looked at him with pleading eyes.
"That
look is only making me want to fuck you right here. I want you to do it. Start typing."
I
took a deep breath as I typed it out. w
h o r e d o g. We waited until the machine spat the tag
out. I thought that would be the end of
it. I should have known better.
"I
think this looks great!" Ed
proclaimed loudly. "What do you
think? You like this?" Ed asked the clerk as he walked toward the
register with my new tag thrust forward.
The kid couldn't have been but 16 or 17 and he looked like he was about
to faint.
"Uh....yeah...uh...I
mean it looks alright." The poor
guy was not sure what to say.
"Don't
be nervous, she loves this shit.
Look" Ed said as he lifted
the front of my hoodie exposing my very wet pussy to the boy. "Spread those lips for him slut."
I
wanted to die of embarrassment but it was also turning me on. I had to wonder what exactly was wrong with
me that I would react that way. Reaching
down, I pulled my twat open to display it.
I couldn't believe it was me that was doing that. I felt like I was in a trance. The clerks eyes started bulging out of his
head as he stared. My whole cunt was a
mess of wetness.
"Hey,
I have an idea!" Ed said
cheerfully. "You can't get many
benefits around here... you want to put the tag on this bitch?"
"I
can?" The clerk's voice squeaked
out, then trying to be cool he said in a deeper tone "I mean sure."
Ed
told me to get on my hands and knees and to crawl around the counter to the
clerk. Keeping my leash in his hand he
followed and told me to sit. He handed
the clerk the brass tag. The clerk
fumbled a bit when he put it on my collar since he was so flustered. Once the tag was on, Ed told me to give the
nice man a kiss. I didn't think Ed
wanted me to stand up since he had not tugged on my leash, so I leaned forward
and kissed the part of the clerk's thin work trousers that were covering his
cock. I heard him groan and saw a
wetness spread on the khaki fabric of his pants almost instantly.
Tugging
my leash, Ed told me it was time to go and that I could get on my feet when we
got to the outer door. The clerk just
stood and watched as I crawled out of the store. When Ed and I got back out to the car, Frank
was sitting there jerking on his cock.
"I
can't believe that stupid bitch just did that shit. I am ready to fuck her right now." Frank said through the open car window.
"Sounds
like a good idea!" Ed opened the
door to the back seat and pulled me in behind him. He took his prick out of his pants and shoved
my face toward it. Frank got out of the
car and standing outside the open car door; he shoved his dick into me as hard as
he could. I knew it was dark and we were
mostly in the car but it did not change the fact that we were in a store's
lighted parking lot. Frank started
smacking my ass as he fucked me. It
didn't take either one of them very long to cum since they were both pretty
excited from my humiliation.
Frank
came first since he had just been beating off and he was letting himself go
soft in my pussy. I was still slobbering
on Ed's cock when he saw the woman from inside the store head toward her
car. The positions we were in said
everything. The woman instantly got on
her cell phone, looking even more disgusted than before. Frank wisely decided to leave since he was
sure she had called the police. Getting
caught was the straw that broke the camel's back as Ed started spewing cum in
my mouth. It didn't strike me that I had
the cum of two men inside me until later.
I was still in shock from my experience in the store.
When
we got back to the house, I told Ed that I had to go to the bathroom. I had been holding the beer I had with my
dinner for sometime.
"Good. Since you were such a smart ass by asking
about it at dinner, you can go outside.
Hoodie off." Ed told me in a
very matter-of-fact way.
I
looked at them both; they seemed like they had an agenda and I didn't really
feel like I had a choice. It was do as
they wanted or try and hold it, making myself miserable. I unzipped and removed the hoodie, no longer
so concerned about being naked in front of Frank. We started toward the door that went to the
backyard. I noted that they had put up
privacy fencing which made me sigh with relief.
I had a shy bladder and I had no idea how I was going to go with Frank
standing there looking at me, let alone the whole neighborhood.
"On
your hands and knees as soon as we hit grass whore dog." Ed said actually using my new 'name' for the
first time, bringing back the humiliation I felt at the pet store. We got to the end of the cement patio and I
got on my hands and knees like the dog they were trying to turn me into. I was led to the middle of the yard and told
to sniff out a spot.
Now
I can take a good joke and all, but this shit was really getting to be
ridiculous. I was reminded that the
situation was not supposed to be comedic when Frank smacked my ass and told me
to get going. I started sniffing around
on the ground until I thought they were satisfied and I squatted. I tried to relax. I tried to focus on Ed. I tried to think about rivers and
waterfalls. It just was not
happening. Finally I covered my eyes and
tried to think about being somewhere else.
Like a bathroom stall.
"Open
your eyes!" Frank demanded, making
me jump, but Ed stopped him.
"No
dude. Just let her. She has a hard time sometimes. I'll be impressed if she is even able to do
it at all. We'll work on it. I told you she can take time."
Just
hearing that my peeing would impress Ed seemed to loosen up the muscles that
had been preventing me before. I started
going hard and fast. I tried to keep my
feet as far apart as I could get them but I still splashed a little on my
ankles. I can't believe I was even
concerned about it at all.
"Wow! You did it! You are such a good
girl!" Ed said as though he were
training a puppy. He was genuinely
impressed though, I could tell.
"Alright, lets go back in unless you have to..."
"NO!"
I snapped, causing both men to erupt into laughter.
I
figured the rules hadn't changed so I went back toward the house on hands and
knees until we got back to the patio. Ed
took off my leash but left the collar on.
He told me I could relax but not put anything on. Frank said he was going to make a run to the
store to pick up a few things since the beer was long gone. I suspected it was really just to give Ed and
I some time alone. Once he pulled off,
Ed sat down on the floor and patted the spot next to him confirming my
suspicions. I had such mixed emotions
about everything that had happened. I
knew Ed was about to help me out with that.
He always did. Putting an arm
around me he drew me into him.
He
held me for a minute and stroked my hair without saying anything, Finally he spoke up, "You okay
babe?"
"No,
I mean yes, I mean I am pissed but I am not hurt. How could you do that stuff to me? That was so embarrassing!"
"You
need to start getting over your modesty.
I figured that was good way to get you on the right track fast."
"And
Frank hates me." I started crying
hard, I was pretty distraught over-all.
I had a lot to process.
"Frank
does not hate you honey. He adores you,
but he is more stern than I am. He isn't
used to dealing with a sassy little bitch like you."
He
always did this to me; I started laughing despite how upset I was. I could be a handful and I knew it. "You won't let him be too mean will
you?" I asked looking up at him.
"I
made him let you keep your eyes closed didn't I?"
It
was true. Frank had never gotten out of
line, he just surprised me with his demeanor.
I thought for another minute.
"I am still upset about the pet store." I said flicking my
shiny new tag. I don't even know why I
bothered to mention it. He always used
the same argument. It was one he would
continue to use for some time.
"Tell
me it didn't excite you, making that kid cum in his pants. Go ahead, I feel like calling you a
liar." So he had noticed it too.
"It
excited me, but it embarrassed me too Ed.
I thought I was going to die when that lady saw me to begin with, but
then when she saw us going at it in the parking lot..."
"Don't
worry about that hag. She was probably
pissed that no one has done that shit to her."
Somehow
I doubted that, but it was possible.
People don't tend to be what they seem.
Me? I seem like a nice girl. A good girl that would be a fun fuck or so I
have been told. But really, what I like
goes a bit past fun sometimes. I am sure
the people at work would shit their pants if they knew half of the things I
like to do.
"I
want you to take some vacation time when you go in on Monday. Do you think you can get the next week
off?" Ed asked me changing the
subject.
"I
think so... I don't know of anything major coming up. Why?"
"You
don't worry about it." Ed said as he pinched my ass. "We are moving in tomorrow."
I
wasn't bothered by the short notice. I
had most of our stuff packed up and ready to go since I expected the house to
be done weeks ago. Just then we heard a
car door slam out front. Frank came in
with a couple bags of stuff from the store and set them down as soon as he got
in. I jumped up, grabbed the bags and
went to put the groceries away. Not out
of obedience though; as soon as I walked into the kitchen, I put the bags down
and pressed my ear right to the door.
"Was
she crying?" Frank asked, he
sounded a little concerned. I recall
thinking my nose must be puffy. Either
that or the front of Ed's shirt was still wet. .
"Yes,"
Ed sighed, "She was worried you don't like her and we HAVE pushed a lot on
her today. She is just about done for
tonight."
"She
better get used to it if we are going to get her ready in time. I think she'll be alright. What about you? Are you ready now? I know I'm about to bust and watching her
didn't help much."
I picked
the bags up and started rushing to put things away. It sounded like I was about to be
summoned. I was wondering what all of
this getting ready business was about.
Suddenly I heard Ed yell "Slut!" I ran out to the living room.
"How
much was there to put away?" Ed
asked sounding cross.
"Not
much." I said replied.
"Then
what took so long?"
"I
was trying to decide where to put the chips and stuff. You guys made sure I have a ton of places to
put things." I was really hoping I
was going to get away with it. I wasn't
up for a big dramatic spanking.
"We
confused the stupid bitch with too much space- go figure." Frank sounded pretty proud of himself. He should have been, they had done a
beautiful job.
Ed
grabbed the leash. He clipped it back on
my collar and pointed to the ground. I
got on my hands and knees and I was taken back to the huge room they had
created. Ed grabbed a vibrator out of a
cabinet, which made my eyes narrow immediately.
I had been looking for it and some other things I thought were missing
when I was packing. He told me I must
have lost it up my ass. What a
bastard! He didn't take much stuff, just
enough that I noticed. The ring gag was
new, so I figured he must have been shopping too. Either that or Frank had pitched in. I had a feeling I was going to be seeing a
lot of him in this room.
Ed
took me all the way back to the shower.
I recalled him talking about christening the house that morning. I thought to myself 'Oh God.
He's gonna let Frank do it too.'
I was disgusted but my pussy still started to drool anyway. My body always accepts things before my brain
can. Ed saw the look on my face as he
opened the double doors into the shower and just smiled at me smugly. They sat me down in the corner and I was
handed the vibrator. I opened my mouth
to protest and I saw the eyebrows of both men shoot up. Thinking better of it, I shut my mouth and
started doing what was expected of me.
I
turned the vibe on and put it on my clit.
It didn't take long for me to work up to an orgasm. I hadn't cum yet that evening and although I
was still a little upset I have to admit I was still turned on. The moment Ed saw the signs that I was about
to get off he nudged Frank. They fished
their cocks out of their pants and as I peaked they started pissing, aiming for
my open and panting mouth. My first
orgasm had not yet receded, when another one burst upon me. There I was being drenched in pee; getting it in my mouth and I was cuming
again. I felt like such a filthy whore
and I was surprised by the fact that I was liking it. The guys finished pissing and Ed took the
vibrator away from me, which sucked because I was just about to get off
again. I was told to get dressed and and
get ready to go home, which gave me hope for more orgasms later when we were
alone.
In
the meantime, Frank crossed the room and opened a drawer. He pulled out a cordless drill and a brass
plaque with some screws. Frank handed it
all to Ed. He was just about to start
mounting the plaque on the door when I called out from the shower,
"Ed?" They both turned to look
at me. "I am supposed to put my
clothes on but I am covered in pee."
I stood there with my soggy leash and collar in my hand. There was no soap in the shower and no towels
to be seen.
"So?"
Ed said.
"So
can I at least take a shower? It would
be nice to rinse off."
Ed
looked at me and said flatly, "No." which caused me to stomp my foot
in protest.
"We
have got to work on her manners."
Frank said to Ed. "You don't
want her acting like that for the party."
Ed
looked back and me and said "You're right.
You may as well tell her about it now so she doesn't pester me."
As I
got dressed Frank told me that my vacation week was going to prepare me for our
housewarming party. I was shocked when
Frank said, "Ed says you won't let any women around. I keep telling him that it's not really your
choice but he wants to humor you for some reason. So either you play hostess alone or you have
another bitch in the house." Oh...
Ed had filled him in on a lot. They were
using my territorial nature against me.
"You
aren't planning on turning me into one of those bitches with an ice packed
pussy are you?" After the crap they
had done to me that evening, the idea of 'hostessing' wasn't as intimidating as
it would have been earlier that day. Ed
finished mounting his plaque and had been listening intently for my
reaction. Both men started cracking up
at my question.
"No,
it won't be like that." Ed
said "Now come look at this"
as he pointed toward the plaque.
It
said 'Alice's Toy Room'. Not Ed's not
Ours, not The, it said Alice's. For once, I was speechless.
We
said goodnight to Frank and Ed rode home with me. We got caught at a red light and I couldn't
contain my curiosity any longer. I had
to ask him, "If it won't be like that then what will it be like?"
"What? The party?" He knew exactly what I was talking
about. He loved to tease me, much to my
consternation. I nodded my head in
assent. He pointed up to the green light
and simply said "Just drive."
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