I had found her one day when I was bored, horny, and trolling craigslist. She answered my add, and came across as desperate for money. Her picture wasn't great. She looked to be about thirty, not the 22 she claimed, and pretty beat up looking. Normally I wouldn't have responded and kept looking for someone more attractive, but she kept going on about how 'open minded' she was and how I could do anything I wanted for $100.

       

       I texted a couple of other hookers who had their ads up, but everyone texted back with a long list of restrictions and much higher prices. I finished my beer, and opened another. I decided I would see the cheep cunt, and really put her through the ringer. Normally, I would have had a shower or clean up a bit, especially since I had had a minor case of the runs the last couple of days, and hadn't showered since the previous morning, so my ass must have been pretty rank. But when I started drinking my beer, the third of the morning, I decided to really put this whore through the wringer, treat her worse than I'd ever treated a woman before.

       

       I got her address, some shitty ass trailer park. She told me to just walk on in when I got there. I looked up the address while I finished my beer. It was only a ten minute drive away, which was good because my bladder was getting pretty full from all the beer. I got into my car and headed off.

       The trailer park was a rundown piece of shit, the kind of thing you'd see in the dictionary next to 'White Trash.' I parked in visitor parking and walked over to the trailer she told me she was in. It wasn't the shittiest trailer in the place, but it was no prize either. An ugly white double wide with plywood in one window where it had been broken and not repaired. The door was unlocked like she promised. I walked in and took a look around. The furniture that I could see was all cheap Wal-Mart crap, and the place smelled like old cigarettes and cat litter.

       "Hello?" I called out.

       "I'm in the bedroom, come on in," came a voice from down the hall. I kicked off my shoes, and walked over to her fridge. Opening it I found a few cans of shitty beer, so I grabbed and opened one before I headed to the whore's room. The room was piled with heaps of dirty laundry and the TV was blaring some insipid day time talk show.

       In the centre of the room stood my 'date.' She looked worse in person than in her pictures. Dirty, frizzy red-brown hair stuck out of a pony tail. She had a ugly face with a nose that had been broken at least a couple of times, and thick glasses. She was wearing a tube top over saggy tits that exposed her flabby stomach. Worn grey sweatpants covered her legs.

       "How are you doing, Sugar?" she asked with a dumb smile.

       "Get those fucking clothes off," I told her, and her smile faltered. She quickly shucked off her clothes, and I took a look at what I was buying. Without the meager support of her tank top, her tits hung like half full bags of milk. Her cunt was poorly shaved, and her thighs and ass were flabby and full of cellulite. I wouldn't have bought her a beer at the bar if she promised to suck me off then and there.

       "Like what you see?" she asked nervously. I didn't say anything, just looked at her with contempt, drinking her beer. "So, um, what did you want honey?" Still not anything I set the beer down on the dresser and unzipped my fly, pulling out my still mostly limp cock.

       She got the idea, and kneeled down in front of me, taking it into her mouth. I grabbed the beer and finished it while she started sucking and tonguing my cock. It wasn't the worst head I had ever gotten, but it wasn't great either. When she finally got me to full mast I started seriously face fucking her. I grabbed the back of her head with both hands and started alternating between fucking hard and fast, and pushing my cock all the way in until her nose touched my pubes. The dumb whore kept pushing against my thighs, trying to remove my cock from her mouth as she gagged and choked on my cock, drool starting to run out of her mouth and nose. Eventually after a couple of minutes of violent face fucking, I let her go. She put on hand on the floor to steady herself and dry heaved a few times.

       As she grabbed a towel from a pile of dirty laundry to wipe the drool and spit off her face and tits, I took of my pants and lay down on her bed. I brought my phone with me. "Get up her and suck me more cunt," I told her. She crawled up beside me, moving a bit slow, and took my cock in her mouth again. I let her do most of the work this time as I took a few pictures with my phone, and answered some emails. She took her mouth off my dick a couple of times, probably to ask if I wanted to fuck yet, but I just shoved her back down.

       After ten minutes I tired of the lackluster blowjob and pulled her face up. "Eat my asshole," I told her, slapping her face for emphasis. I slide my hips up to give her better access and pushed her face down past my balls. She took a few tentative licks of my taint, and came back up for air.

       "Do you want to take a shower, honey?" she asked.

       "No. Keep licking."

       "It's just, you're not very clean..." she started to say.

       I laughed and told her, "I don't care," then shoved her face back into my ass. She didn't do anything for a few seconds, so I grabbed her ear and started twisting. She took the hint, and started running her tongue up and down my crack. I let her do that for a minute or so, getting any pieces of shit stuck in my asshair. Then I told her, "Get that tongue inside my ass," twisting her ear again for emphasis. I enjoyed the feeling for a while, taking a few more pictures and texting my wife to see how her day was going.

       I let the cunt keep working on my ass until I felt like my bladder was about the explode, then pushed her aways. "I need to piss," I said.

       "Ok, the bathroom is down the hall."

       "Great," I said, and grabbed my pants, then grabbed her by the hair and started pulling her along behind me. We got the the bathroom and I pushed her in. I had a toilet and a shower/bath combo and looked like it hadn't been cleaned in a year. "Get in the tub," I said, slapping her flabby ass. She did, looking a little confused, but resigned at the same time. She stood there looking stupid, so I slapped one of her tits and said, "Kneel. No, facing me you dumb cunt."

       She knelt in the shower, and I pointed my cock at her face. I closed my eyes and tried to relax, and a few second later the piss came blasting out. The first shot caught her square in the face, and she instinctively closed her mouth and eyes, sputtering a bit. I hosed down her face and tits for a bit, getting some piss in her ear and hair as she turned her face away.

       "Open your mouth." She shook her head, keeping it clamped shut, so I grabbed a nipple and twisted hard. "Open your fucking mouth!" After a few more twists, she did and I filled it with piss. She immediately spit out my piss, making me made. "Drink it whore!" I yelled and backhanded her across the face. I emptied the rest of my bladder into her mouth, pausing every few seconds to let her swallow, which she managed, probably fearing what I would do if she didn't.

       I had originally planned on fucking her ass after this, but a rumble in my guts gave me a better idea. I sat down on the toilet and told her to get back to sucking me off. She didn't seem to hear me, and reached over to turn on the shower, probably to clean some of my piss of her ugly body. I smacked her hand and told her, "You can clean up when I'm done with you. Now suck my cock."

       She climbed out of the tub, and knelt down in front of me. I could tell she didn't want another facefucking, so I grabbed the back of her head and forced her mouth onto my cock. I worked her pretty hard for a while, and felt myself getting pretty close to an orgasm. It was at that point that I let out a massive, watery shit that stank to high hell. I can imagine how bad it must have been for her with her nose so close to the bowl. She started trying hard to pull back then, but I kept both hands on the back of her head and kept fucking till I started cumming. I let her pull off then, after the first squirt of jizz hit the back of her throat. I pointed my cock so the rest hit her face. The dumb cunt was crying and dry heaving. Tears, snot, and mascara ran down her face.

       I pulled a few pieces of toilet paper off the roll and wiped my ass. The whore wasn't paying attention to my, probably thinking her ordeal was over. Her mouth was open as she coughed and heaved, so I stuffed the used toilet paper into it. The dumb cunt's eyes bulged as she realized what she had in her mouth, but before she could do anything, I grabbed her by the ponytail and forced her face down into the toilet bowl. She struggled, feet and arms pounding against the floor, but couldn't do anything to get her face out of the shit water.

       I let her struggle for about thirty seconds, but I didn't want to kill her, so eventually I reached over and flushed, keeping her face pressed against the bottom of the bowl the whole time. Once the water drained out, I let her go, and she immediately vomited up all the piss I had made her swallow, plus one or two small turds that she must have accidentally swallowed while she was fighting for breath. She curled up beside the toilet in the fetal position and sobbed loudly.

       I put my pants back on, and pulled two fifties from my wallet. I dropped the money into the toilet full of piss-vomit, and said, "Thanks cunt. Next time I'll have to get around to fucking you."

       I left her there, and headed home to take a shower before picking my wife up from work.