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THINGS MY
FUTURE HUSBAND WILL DO IF HE REALLY LOVES ME:
* Get a boner when he sees me crying.
* Make me stay awake and suck his dick all
night while he sleeps.
* Make me hitchhike naked.
* Cut my vocal cords.
* Handcuff me to the living room sofa, deny
me food and water for two days, eat pizza and beer in front of me with another
woman, then turn off the lights, leave me in the dark, and take her into the
bedroom.
* Whenever he brings his friends over to
watch the football game, make me sit on top of the set naked with my legs open
so they can look at my cunt if they get tired of the game and throw beer cans
at me when the other team scores.
* Inject hot water into my vulva so it
becomes swollen and red, take pictures of me while I'm in pain, and post them
on the internet with my cell phone number.
* Make a rule that I never look at any
other part of his body but his dick.
* Handcuff my hands behind my back, bend me
over the edge of the bathtub naked, and fuck me from behind. As incentive for
me to make my pussy muscle tight, hold my head underwater and not let me
breathe until he cums.
* Strip me and throw me out into the snow
nude, lock the door, masturbate while looking at me through the window huddled
and shivering, and not let me back in until he cums.
* Pierce rings through my breasts deep
behind my nipples, handcuff my hands behind my back, attach me to hooks in the
wall so I dare not fall asleep, and make me stand like that for a week.
* Handcuff me, put bare wires in my ass,
then plug it in because it makes my cunt tight and he likes to hear me scream
when he fucks me.
* Keep me bound and gagged in a plexiglass
box in the living room as a coffee table. Put two holes in it for my tits to
stick up through, and use them to put cigarettes out on so as not to dirty the
ashtray.
* Before I get in bed every night, make me
get on my knees and say a prayer to his dick: praising it's
glory, thanking it for what it's about to do to me, and begging it to be
merciful tonight.
* Buy a ground-level apartment in the city,
stick my head through a hole in the wall so I can be seen by everyone walking
by on the sidewalk , brace my mouth open, and put a sign over my head for that
says "public urinal".
* Tie me naked to the hood of his car with
my legs spread open and drive through a city at noon honking the horn.
* Leave me overnight with a sadist just
released from prison and give him $100 and the instructions: "torture her
in ways that I could never bring myself to do and return her the next day with
a video of it".
* Make me walk back and forth in Las Vegas
wearing panties and a bra selling my pussy for $500, and when the men are done,
refuse their money "because you fucked me so good".
* Handcuff me, rub lighter fluid on my
vulva, light it on fire, and fuck me in my ass while I scream with pleasure.
* Make me go to a biker convention wearing
nothing but a T-shirt that says "Bikers are Fags!"
* Tie me naked with my legs spread facing a
TV camera broadcasting on the internet and leave me there all day while he goes
to work and watches me from his desk.
* March me under a bridge, handcuff me to a
case of cheap wine, pull down my pants, leave me with the angry old drunks, and
drive away laughing about it.
* Buy a decibel meter from Radio Shack and
hold an all-day contest for his friends to see who can make me scream the
loudest.
* Let his five nephews in their early teens
fuck me as sex education while I’m blindfolded.
* Keep me on the edge of starvation and
feed me nothing but men's cum.
* Have me fill my cunt with strawberries
and whipped cream and lie on the dinner table on my back with my legs open, eat
them from me with a long wooden spoon, beat me with the spoon, then tell me to
go away.
* Tie me to a picnic table in the back yard
when it's snowing, dump a bucket of cold water on me, wait five minutes, then
dump a bucket of scalding water on me too.
* Drug my food, and when I pass out on the
sofa watching TV, strip me, stuff me in the car trunk, drive me out in the
country, and dump me naked on the side of the road at 3 A.M. so when I wake up
I'll have no idea where I am, how I got there, or how to get home.
* Cut off my toes and sell them on ebay for a dollar each as "fake novelty toes" and not give
me any of the money.
* Make me take off all my clothes and curl
up in the oven. Chain it shut, cook me,
and watch me beg for mercy through the little window.
* Amputate my arms and legs and keep me
stored blindfolded, gagged, and hanging in a closet by my hair until he wants
to use me again.
* Entomb me naked in a solid block of
lucite so I can't move even a finger, have a tube coming in for air and water
and drill a small drain hole at the bottom, and leave me in his living room so
he and his friends and his new girlfriend can watch me starve to death over a
period of months while I stare back at them.
When I'm dead, seal up the two holes in the lucite
block and leave me there as "art".
* Strangle me while he cums into my ass,
fuck me after I'm dead, cook my leg, arm, and ass muscles on his grill, mount
my head on the wall in his bedroom with the mouth open, throw the rest in a
dumpster, and find a new girlfriend who uses the head as an ashtray.
Ohhh GOD,
that is SO romantic!!
I have to
go masturbate now....
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"Techno" Faye Kane, homeless bumstress and smartmouth smartass
smartypants
They call
me the recursively enumerated, insufficiently remunerated, double data-rated,
triple X-rated, psychoactive, hyperactive, hyperbolic, hypergolic, St. Vitus'
dancin', pull down her pants and underemployed, overjoyed, low-class,
kiss-my-ass, masterpiece-makin', masturbatin', window ledge over-the-edge,
screwy, chiral, downward-spiral, ass upended, fair-weather-friended, titty-peek
girl geek.
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ã 2007 Faye Kane. Note that my real last name is spelled
slightly differently. Permission
expressly granted to use this work to masturbate with. Post it wherever; like my body, you can do
anything you want with it.
fayekanegallery@hotmail.com
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